After taking a week off for the 4th of July holiday weekend, the ‘Friday Funnies’ are back! I missed reading your funny posts last week; so excited to see what you’ll link up today! I’m bringing back the infamous Google Search Terms…as I’ve had quite a few doozies this last week (part one here). I’ve also had a few laughable posts including the one where cats take over and the one where I use charades to try and ask for boneless chicken.
Alright here we go.
Garlic recipe dessert
I don’t know about you, but my desserts usually involve sugar not garlic. A garlic dessert? I’d say that’s a recipe gone wrong in every way. The only recipe I have on my blog that involves garlic are my garlic cheddar biscuits. Now I’d say those would knock the pants off of any so called ‘garlic dessert’ you would happen to find.
Look less wrinkled in selfies
Sorry, I’m not quite sure what to say about this one. Please let me know what you find out…the 30’s are only 5 years away, and then it’s on to 40’s and 50’s. [slight panic attack] Since when did life go by so fast? I’ll be wrinkled before I know it. You could always try using the shadows like I did in this photoshoot…it’s flattering to anyone!
Oh girl, the way you make those selfies look cute
What country would you rule?
This one definitely wins the award for most random, and also the most difficult to answer. Seeing as how I’m really pining for legit island life, I’d have to say Fiji.
Perm gone wrong
Yes, I confess I did have a perm when I was 16-17. It was the worst/best decision of my entire life. It was absolutely terrible, but it did give me a sweet natural wave/curl from then on!
Top french blogs that accept guest posts
I think you were meaning to stumble upon my blogging bestie’s awesome blog: Kisses and Croissants. I can tell you now she doesn’t tolerate companies and random people emailing her asking to do a free guest post on her blog. I don’t either…so stop…unless you’re willing to shell out a couple hundred. ;)
Im crying because my husband has bet me and drive me out of home i want hem back
I was shocked when I saw this in my search terms. What the heck. Girl, get the frick out of there. No woman deserves getting beat (bet). You can do better!
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There aren’t a lot of “rules” for this link up. The goal is to get people smiling. You can even link-up your old funny posts!
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